kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

buttgenie:

writeworld:

Instead of whispered, consider:

  • murmured
  • mumbled
  • muttered
  • breathed
  • sighed
  • hissed
  • mouthed
  • uttered
  • intoned
  • susurrated
  • purred
  • said in an undertone
  • gasped
  • hinted
  • said low
  • said into someone’s ear
  • said softly
  • said under one’s breath
  • said in hushed tones
  • insinuated

aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

rat-got-your-tongue:

Wow at first i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, then i remembered children exist.

stileinskii:

neck kissing is so hot like seriously holy fuck

derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was to busy laughing to help him.

punkbruh:

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

kenzby:

college kids going home for break